What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

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Thumbs down again.

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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So they tried

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No, not a chance

No go.

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Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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